I ended it with the hot Iranian scientist. He was starting to get clingy and invasive. He wanted to attend the class I’m teaching at university… um. No.
And so I’ve been seeing Muscle Babe a lot.We started having sex more and.. my vagina tore. Yep. I did not know it was a thing. But I felt myself tear and it bled. We didn’t have lube the first time and the condom was so freakin tight on his dick, it was hard to roll it down the shaft and so by the time it was in place, there was no lube left on the condom. I was super horny and wet but his penis is really quite big and I was used the Short Peruvian’s small penis so… ouch. I toughed it out the first time, and then we did it again twice that week and the third time it hurt to the point I almost started crying. He was so nice about it, he said “oh well let’s just stop doing it until it is completely healed!”. And oh my goodness, he can cum five times and still be rock hard. No wonder my vagina tore… He cums super fast so it’s fun to play with it! We can have sex once, then I handjob him, then we have sex again, then handjob again and he’s a happy man. He also did his magic finger trick on me again and I came in less than a minute. Seriously he needs to teach the whole male population what he does because, oh my god. If feel A.MA.ZING. He tried to go down on me and I said “sorry, I don’t do oral sex when I’m not in a relationship. Boyfriend privilege because I want to stay clean”. And so he never tried it again.
In the meantime I went to the doctor and got my tear checked out. I also got tested for STDs because it had been a while. I didn’t even pass out during the blood test. Yay! The conversation with the doctor was awkward though… so first I saw the nurse and she asked “What brings you here?” “Well… I have a tear…” “Where?” *I look at my crotch* “In your vagina?” “Yeah…” “Ok.” and then the doctor comes in and reads my chart and says “so! you have a sore vagina?” “yeah…” *proceeds to explain what happened*
Apparently this is very common and they see that all the time. He just said to leave it alone until it heals completely and to always always use a lot of lube with big penises.
Later last week I was worried because I was always checking on OKCupid and it was always saying he was connected that day. Ugh. I thought mayyyyybe he was online just to check if I was online… so I deleted my profile. Then on Saturday we went to see a movie, and after the movie he held my hand in public to walk to a nice restaurant. (I slipped on ice and almost fell but he caught me in his superhero arms!) He paid for the super expensive food even though it was supposed to be my turn. Then we went to my apartment and started making out, I climbed on top of him on the couch, and the following dialog occurred:
Him: I want to ask something but I don’t really how…
Me: Just do it!
Him: Well… a couple weeks ago I realized that… I don’t… *here I was expecting the worst! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING SERIOUS?! I DON’T LIKE YOU ENOUGH?! I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE?! I DON’T LIKE WOMEN?!?!* that I don’t want to be seeing anyone else.
Me: *doing the happy dance in my head* ME NEITHER!!!!! I really like you!
Him: Me too!
Me: Oh I’m so relieved you brought it up because I chickened out!
Him: Yeah this went well. Phew! I was nervous about this. It’s always awkward to bring it up early.
We then had really hot sex that didn’t tear my insides. It was nice.
Now I wonder if he’s my boyfriend! I haaaaate what dating has become. People are terrified of the word “boyfriend/girlfriend”. But if we agree that neither of us is seeing other people it means we are in a relationship, doesn’t it? I think I will ask him. He seems really into me. And I’m totally smitten. He is absolutely adorable. I haven’t liked someone this much in a long time. This is exciting! And did I mention he looks like a freakin modelllll?!?!?! I’ve never seen a naked body this hot before. And when he kisses me while holding the sides of my face… I melt. He’s so hot. And he makes quite a lot of noise when he cums, which is a first for me, and ooooh my god it is so hot. I really think I could fall for him. He is amazing. I feel like I won the jackpot and I am not worthy.